Anyone with a Wi-Fi connection, a few bad links, and about 5-10 minutes of free time knows that Pam Anderson is a pushover for peen. So much in fact that she will marry it.

Twice!

But sometimes, good peen comes back to haunt you and slap you upside the forehead and then some!

 

 

Pammy Pam just had to get a restraining order filed against her estranged hubby Rick Salomon claiming he tried to strangle and smother her during sexy times. Salomon counterclaims that Pam has a habit of aborting babythings with the men in her life. According to documents filed….

“I did not no (sic) she was a serial baby killer to her husbands … she should be locked up.”

 

even these glorious tittyballs, store-bought or not, can keep a man!

 

Salomon claims that she got knocked up and aborted a baby of theirs during their first marriage. He even threw in Kid Rock for added measure with the following disclosed text:
“You never disclosed to me that you (redacted) a baby when you were married to kid rock. I heard you begged him to get pregnant with him too. I also heard it might have also been twice with him.”

There are other accusations included if you want to go through it all, but at the end of the day, Pammy should just accept a bit of advice from VS.

Sometimes.

Sometimes?

 

You just lease the dick and then throw it out on the porch the next morning!

That’s free advice, Pam.

The next time, we’re charging!!

Triston

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, ‘Heaux Confessionals’. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world’s most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.


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