The Church of Scientology Will Watch a B*tch Die! look into the eyes of a demon! Everyone say Kelly Preston, John Travolta Tom Cruise three times in quick succession and maybe they won’t come after our ass for reporting on this, but…. Everyone alive knows the Church of Scientology is full on deranged, but these latest tidbits bring an elevated level of f*ckery into the mix. Thank God Katie Holmes got out while she could, but she still might be in danger! Kelly Preston, the hardest working beard in La La Land… The leader of all this f*ckery, David ‘Miscarriage’ Miscavige, has allegedly sent out private dicks to hunt down his daddy 24/7 and report on all his comings and goings. According to the Los Angeles Times, David was shelling out $10,000 a week to have his father surveyed and his phone calls tapped. Seems David was fearful that his daddy Ron was gonna spill the beans on how crazy the church truly is. Especially since he left the church two years ago and ha a wealth of information. Says a source… KateBot finally came to her damn senses and fled the scene… “When Ron would go to the library to check his emails, they would stand behind him and take pictures of the screen,” one report notes. “When he would be eating at a restaurant, they would sit nearby or at his table and listen to his conversations. If Ron was in his vehicle on the phone, they would pull up next to him and monitor his conversation.” And when Miscavige’s father was having what appeared to be a heart attack while the private dicks watched from afar, David’s commandments were? Let him die! Damn. Talk about going clear! Related posts: Katie Holmes Has Zero F*cks to Give About Tom Cruise Tom Cruise: Deadbeat Daddy? The Breakdown: Kuntye & the Curious Case of Sartorial F*ckery The Cuntversationalist: Dolce & Gabbana Are Trixxx With a Retraction! TristonXADES MultimediaTriston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, ‘Heaux Confessionals’. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world’s most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide. Brace yourself. ======= ** support by www.neffmarksman.com ** Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.