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The Cuntspiracy: Patti LaBelle and the Bakery F*ckery




Who knew a damn pie could cause this much damn drama?!


The internet has gone into hyperdrive days before Thanksgiving and it all comes down to one man, James Wright Chanel, an admitted fan, making a video about Patti’s pies, which are available at Wal-Mart. Since making the video, sales of the pies have spiked, and now Patti LaBelle is being hurled under the bus for not giving proper credit to Chanel for putting her baked goods on the map and fattening her bottom line.


Well, Patti heard the thunder and has come to her senses and made amends by doing something special for her fan. She says…


“My new friend did this fierce video, and it took the pie over the top and people are losing their minds . . . we’re going to be together in Philly. He’s here now and he’s spending Thanksgiving with Ms. Patti . . . I’m going to cook for him.”



So now that Patti has made amends, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, everyone can just shut the hell up!


Moving on…



Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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