Lawd, why didn’t this plane crash for the sake of all mankind?!
Anna Winter should have her bob snatched, pulled, and thrown in a gutter for this bulls*t! Because we are blaming her for this madness and seeking legal representation at this very moment. The charges are numerous, but the short list includes:
1) racketeering (aka excessive tittyball thrust action
2) solicitation (if a Kardashian is in the room, this is a no-brainer)
3) attempted murder (the CDC is being called as a witness)
4) trespassing (the only way to explain Chloe Sevigny on the red carpet)
5) conspiracy (this needs no explanation)
6) grand larceny (because someone stole the real dresses)
and much more.
Naomi’s side-eye says it all…
Now, we cannot fault Kanye West for pimpin; his most prized possession. He married that. He has the authority to place on the corner of his choice. And he has. But what is Anna’s excuse?
As the most powerful person in fashion, she has obviously been paid in full to legitimize ho-in’ & hoodrattery© as a true profession. So the moment we saw Kim Kardsahian on the cover of Vogue, our black heart died a million deaths. We blame ANNA WINTOUR for this visual f*ckery and we will never let her forget it.
North West has NO chance with famewhorey ‘rents like this…
So every time you see Kim Kardashian on a red carpet she has no business being on, remember this:
She should be on a corner.