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The Cuntspiracy: The Strawberry Snortcake© Caught in L-I-E-S!

 

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Lindsay Lohan is still under 30, lest you forget…

Is it even news if it is a daily occurrence?

 

Because Lindsay Lohan couldn’t tell the truth if her freedome depended on it and luckily for all of us, that is what is possibly in the cards as she scrambles to complete her community service or risk an un-fresh jail cell.

 

But Lindsay was caught in some twattage frottage the other day when she ran to her account proclaiming she was already in New York doing her community service.

 

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Well, in a move that screamed WTF, Crackey McGingey was caught by the paparazzi arriving at the airport AFTER that tweet, which meant she was still in London smoking her last bong hit before boarding a plane.

 

She has until May 28th to finish 115 hours of community service.

 

And unfortunately for her, cockery doesn’t count.

 

Get that cell ready!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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