Surely they meant Taint West?!


The PowerFameWhore couple, who have been the subject of debate for weeks now concerning the naming of their son finally gave the child one and just as expected?

It is a water cooler moment.

Water that is so contaminated Erin Brockovich should be placed on speed dial right now!




Saint West is his name, and according to sources, he was so named because his mother considers his pregnancy a miracle. We concur.


It certainly is a blessing how anything viable can pop out of a hole so polluted and stuffed with potential baby batter from half of all professional sports players. And because you’re thinking it and afraid to say it, we will just throw this out there…




How blasphemous is it that the THOT of our times chooses a saintly name considering her HOriffic history of f*ckery? There is not enough Holy water in the world to cleanse that soul

Let alone all those asses.

We rest our cases and as far as we are concerned?

His name is Taint.

Taint West.


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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