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the poster CHILD for foolishness & f*ckery

 

 

 

(note: did anyone really believe these lazy trixxx would take time off their ‘virtual corner’ to spend half an hour painting on a fatter lip when they can just cross the street and have a plastic surgeon pump up another one of their TupperWare parts?!)

 

Parents, whether they want to fathom it or not, have a lot on their plates these days.

 

Soccer practice.

Dentist appointments.

Injectable fillers for their teens.

 

Because it won’t be long now before teen girls (if they haven’t started already) will be asking their parents for fake lips, asses, and tittyballs© as Kylie Jenner, THOTlette© Leader, continues to throw her special brand of ‘speshul’ into the homes of every child under 18 in the world.

 

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After a deluge of controversy surrounding her ever-growing lips, her Instagram blackface photos, and a slew of other incidents that can be classified under our ‘foolishness & f*ckery’ banner, the youngest child of Kris Jenner (yet full of ho-tential©) has finally come (un)clean about the curious case surrounding her lips:

 

 

“I have temporary lip fillers. It’s just an insecurity of mine and it’s what I wanted to do.”

 

This admission on Keeping Up With the Kardashians is certainly not news and many will argue that she is only admitting it to generate ratings for their show. In the wake of her father Bruce Jenner about to get his own show as he transitions into a woman, we are sure the Kardashian-Jenner women are too famewhorey to share the spotlight.

 

Even with kin.

 

But enough about this teen trick.

 

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serving blackface or…?

 

Parents nowadays need to hold their daughters tight, and possibly lock them up until they’re 25. The world needs young women that use their fame as a platform, not a stairway into a magazine. The world needs more young women that can use their power to demonstrate it is still possible to wear a real dress instead of a few inches of yarn and some glitter.

 

Parents should be calling out Kris Jenner for this f*ckery, as she hides Rob Kardashian in a closet, yet allows her underage daughter to have a relationship with a grown ass man and inject under underage body.

 

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yeah, until it’s NOT.

 

As the debate continues, there is an app that will block these basement b*tches from lives. Click here.

 

How do you feel about the Kardashian-Jenners?

 

Sound off below.

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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