While you commoners sit around and fret about your next date and how you can trap the next man that comes along, some of you need to sit down and take some notes on how to get a man, secure the bag, and clinch your destiny in less than a year.
Enter the former Meghan Markle.
Enter the Duchess of Sussex.
Enter a royal babything!
The news comes just as the couple arrived in Australia for a 16-day tour of the commonwealth. In a statement released by the press:
“Their royal highnesses have appreciated all of the support they have received from people around the world since their wedding in May and are delighted to be able to share this happy news with the public.”
For those that are doing the math in their heads, it has only been since May that the two got married in an extravagant wedding.
So, get with it folx!
Heaux up or blow up!