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The Duchess of Sussex Announces Babything, Secures The Bag


While you commoners sit around and fret about your next date and how you can trap the next man that comes along, some of you need to sit down and take some notes on how to get a man, secure the bag, and clinch your destiny in less than a year.

Enter the former Meghan Markle.

Enter the Duchess of Sussex.

Enter a royal babything!

Prince Harry and his wife the Duchess of Sussex are expecting a child in the spring of next year according to the Royal Palace.


The news comes just as the couple arrived in Australia for a 16-day tour of the commonwealth. In a statement released by the press:

“Their royal highnesses have appreciated all of the support they have received from people around the world since their wedding in May and are delighted to be able to share this happy news with the public.”

For those that are doing the math in their heads, it has only been since May that the two got married in an extravagant wedding.

So, get with it folx!

Heaux up or blow up!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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