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The Cuntspiracy: The THOT Clock Is T(r)ickin’…


If you thought they only got hitched young in the deep south, then think again! Because according to reports, it might be THOTlette du Jour Kylie Jenner headed to the altar once she hits the big 1-8!

It seems she cannot wait to marry the older man that prepped her since she began her teens (allegedly) and wants to make it (h)official with a marriage date set quickly after she turns 18 in August. Now real grown folks know alot of trickery can happen int he next six months, but for Kylie, August must seem like an eternity to wait to come out with her undying love for her borderline pimp.

Rumor has it she will celebrate via a coming-out/PR coup that will serve to announce their love officially and end the speculation that really isn’t speculation since we know her gene pool won’t allow her to stay a virgin past 13 anyway.

Let the countdown begin…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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