Khloe Is on  Mission!

Khloe

For those that were unsure of the power of Blac Chyna’s cakes and other nether-regions, the writing is on the wall, the pudding is in the panties, and the answer is clear:

More Kardashian children must be conceived and pimped, which means Khloe is next in line to sacrifice her uterus for the continuation of golden tickets.

Now, this child will not be able to carry the Kardashian last name the same way that Rob’s can, but in a pinch, this bastard may suffice. When pimp mama Kris Jenner demands more chirrenz, legs unfold, crevices are opened, and baby batter flows!

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Khloe, who has been juggling more black men lately than a Harlem Globetrotter, has finally decided to cut the ties with Lamar Odom and start a family, according to sources well-connected to the couple. As Lamar still recovers from near death incidents, Khloe’s Fallopian tubes are getting rusty and she wants to be carrying a gut full of half-chocolate sensation by the end of 2017. That’s still too late to stave off the imminent power of Blac Chyna’s baby, but it’s a start.

Go ahead, Khloe…

Get that gut!

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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