When Kim Kardashian read this, we’re sure her entire nether-region shook with pure envy. Not only is her hole about to be eclipsed by Blac Chyna and her brother, but this baby probably will have a name that makes sense!


According to reports, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s child is set for a huge payday. Not that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have anything to worry about when it comes to checks that cha-cha-ching, but BlacRob won’t have anything to cry over as they are sure to net a healthy 7-figure sum.

This news almost makes us wish we had an extra hole lying around to impregnate.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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