Lamar Odom.

James Harden.

French Montana.

If you cannot keep track of all the black men that Khloe Kardashian is juggling, then you are not alone. OJ’s illegitimate child has flung her clitscuits©  upwards to the sky and hoping that someone will catch it and wife her, knock her up, and satisfy her mama’s dreams!


As Kim hides out and tries to lose another ten to twelve pounds to reach maximum THOT capacity, Khloe has taken it upon herself to maintain the family name of skanky and trashy behavior by hooking up with another professional sports player. Who is the next black man to enter the hole of no return?

Enter Odell Beckham, Jr.


Quicker than you can say ‘prenuptial agreement’, Khloe and Odell have been named an unofficial couple in the making. The two were snapped get up close and impersonal at Drake’s pool party over the weekend and it looks like Khloe may have landed another one through sheer assASSination. How long will this one last?

Start the timer!


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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