If you are a resident of the greater Los Angeles Metropolitan area, be on high alert, because?

KKhlamydia© is set to strike out and strangle you at any moment!

Case in point?


Enter French Montana.

Exit Khloe Kardashian.

Enter Iggy Azalea.


It didn’t take Whiggy long to rebound after getting booted from the rear seat of her own damn car by Nick Young and his babymama. Unfresh on the heels of that news, there’s new reports surfacing that Azalea has linked up with none other than Khloe Kardashian’s ex, the marginally brown French Montana.


Over the weekend, it was reported that the two were seen getting cozy with one another in Vegas, where they were seen getting chatty in the VIP section and on the dance floor. And although they tried to hide their lust, the two were spotted leaving Sin City together early Sunday morning. So check your nearby STD clinic.

You might be in some strange and skanky-like company. And not that we’re opposed to this union because we prefer it when overly hyped, underperforming, mediocre, borderline has-beens hook up together and keep their diseases within the proper channels.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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