You knew this day was coming and finally, after much delay, the time is finally upon us and all that we can say is:
** ka-bOOM!! **
Blac Chyna, in all her glorious tittyballs, gut full of baby batter, 37-assed glory, has taken her wares directly to the covers of Paper magazine, the very same one her sister-in-law was featured on back in 2014. The difference between these two covers, however, is that the internet may never recover from this current heaux-bliteration. The future Mrs. Kardashian released a statement:
“I’m excited about fans getting to know me as a person and not as a thing or a face. I’m funny and smart, and they’ll see me as a mom with several businesses just keeping everything together. I’m looking forward to showing my relationship with Rob, our day-to-day, our struggles and what we’re dealing with, positive and negative. I hope when people think about Blac Chyna, they think of a mogul and entrepreneur, a mother and a badass bitch.”
Rob & Chyna debuts on September 11th and their daughter arrives in October.
Let the f*ckery, intrigue, and drama begin!