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Blac Chyna

‘As The THOT Turns’, Episode #17: Blac Chyna & Heaux-bliteration© Of The Internet

Blac Chyna

You knew this day was coming and finally, after much delay, the time is finally upon us and all that we can say is:

** ka-bOOM!! **

Blac Chyna, in all her glorious tittyballs, gut full of baby batter, 37-assed glory, has taken her wares directly to the covers of Paper magazine, the very same one her sister-in-law was featured on back in 2014. The difference between these two covers, however, is that the internet may never recover from this current heaux-bliteration. The future Mrs. Kardashian released a statement:

Blac Chyna

“I’m excited about fans getting to know me as a person and not as a thing or a face. I’m funny and smart, and they’ll see me as a mom with several businesses just keeping everything together. I’m looking forward to showing my relationship with Rob, our day-to-day, our struggles and what we’re dealing with, positive and negative. I hope when people think about Blac Chyna, they think of a mogul and entrepreneur, a mother and a badass bitch.”

Rob & Chyna debuts on September 11th and their daughter arrives in October.

Let the f*ckery, intrigue, and drama begin!


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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