Kylie Jenner

file this one under: ‘When You Forget You Bought Your Face On Aisle 9’


Kylie Jenner seems to have forgotten that the face she posts across various social media outlets…

is not her original one!


If you have been driving around and noticed a billboard with a girl’s face that resembles Kylie’s, just remember that the girl in question was born with this face, and not subjected to collagen, Botox, body fat transfer, or other injectable fillers to achieve it!

Team Jenner threatened to sue the company in question, and in a reply they verbally slapped back with the counterclaim that any resemblance between the two ladies is Kylie’s fault.


Introducing Cassandra, who is NOT Kylie

Because she basically bought her face.

So carry on, Cassandra!

We got your back!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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