We knew it wouldn’t last, of course, but we at least thought there would be a wedding to potentially boost ratings for their reality show. But at the rate things are going now, it looks like Blac Chyna is a fiancée that has finally realized she can do bad by her damn self and plans to vacate the f*ckery before it reaches critical mASS.
Exit Rob Kardashian.
Enter the truth!
Now everyone blessed with the sense of sight knows Rob Kardashian ain’t about sh*t, ain’t never been sh*t, and won’t ever be. His own family even knows this, so this is why they allow him to slowly but surely morph into an unofficial Krispy Kreme spokesperson. With all their millions, he can always pop up on one of his sisters’ corners and snatch a few dollars here and there. Now come reports that Blac Chyna is done with him as their baby hangs in the balance.
Rob Kardashian has allegedly said to Blac, “You’d rather date a rapper than a fat Armenian.”
To which we reply?
Who WOULDN’T prefer to date a rapper as opposed to a fat Armenian?
If it weren’t for his millions (or at least ACCESS to millions), do you REALLY think any woman would be crashing down gates to get with Fat Bastard’s stepchild? If it weren’t for his sisters raking in the dough that he benefits from, do you really think ANY of Rob’s exes (Rita Ora, Adrienne Bailon) would have given him a second of their time? Computer says?
Hell to the naw!
So, after checking the receipts, reading between the lines and then snorting them, Verbal SLAPS is quite sure that Blac Chyna’s previous men (Tyga, Future) are a true indicator of what she prefers. With her plans to get Rob to get into shape again obviously failing, of course she is going to re-consider her options. And now that she knows that she can rake in the millions on her own (see Amber Rose’s recent announcement), she just might have to go it alone and leave Rob in the dusty ditch again where he belongs!
So as Rob hovers near 300 pounds, looking more pregnant than his babymama, we suggest he just take the lazy approach to weight loss and get a damn gastric sleeve surgery and THEN go secure himself a hot one.
As for Blac? It’s quite clear that when it comes to showers, she has more than what it takes to make it rain on her own.