Just when you thought it was safe to stand on a corner for longer than ten seconds, it looks as if the Kardashians have taken the R.I.D. (Rent Is Due) dress, re-purposed it, then used the material you’d ordinarily leave on the cutting room floor to make another barely there, rent-is-due-in-a-few-days, famewhore fashion statement.

Normally, it would be Kim Kardashian running around half naked searching for some headlines, but with her recent Paris debacle and her husband’s mental breakdown that we all saw coming finally here, the other Sisters In Slutdom have decided to ramp up the skank out in order to maximize their brand.


he’s been trying to tell us he was crazy for months by wearing these straitjackets!

As the world ponders whether or not the Kardashian women are in fact vultures, leeches, and other low-level forms of parasites that bleed you dry, it looks as if Kris Jenner is ramping up the efforts of ALL her chirrenz. Not only has Kendall disappeared and then re-appeared with a new face….



Kendall just had her face “Kardashianized”

But now Blac Chyna has popped out a child that threatens to turn their beige house definitively black! Where can these whores turn now?! As Kanye lies somewhere between absolute insanity and customized straitjackets, surely these are some skanks in need of a Hail Mary?


now that’s it’s popped, those tears are FLOWING


Where will these THOTS turn now that even the corners are denying them a proper place? The R.I.D. dress’s return signals that there is some serious f*ckery in the mix, so everyone better protect their panty pudding, because?


The KKs in clitscuits© couture

The Kardashians are seepin’!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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