If you thought there were chinks in the armour of the Kardashian klan of late, then you’re on the right track. With Blac Chyna birthing the real next generation of Kardashian, the biggest famewhores in the family are stacking their asses up side by side to create a united front (and back) against Angela Renee Kardashian.

They are preparing a wedding for next year, and before the big day comes, Blac Chyna is positioning herself to be known by her soon to be married name and the Kardashians are not havin’ it!


According to reports, Blac Chyna is attempting to trademark her married name, Angela Renee Kardashian, but Rob’s sisters are ass-blocking her attempts. The sisters feel their brand will “suffer damage including irreparable injury to their reputation and goodwill”, and “is deliberately seeking to profit from the goodwill and popularity” of the Kardashian name.


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If you thought Blac was about to cower in a corner and let the Kardashian sisters get the best one, think again. With baby Dream in tow and  other Tokyo Toni, the two have proceeded to drag all the Kardashian asses for filth via social media. After being called a “loose cannon”, Toni hopped on her Instagram account to let the KKlan know:

For those unfamiliar, the Kardashian and Blac Chyna history goes like this …

“A Lose Canon? Since I am the topic of y’all conversation to be demonized!! Really my n—a? No your entire family are lose canons boy! Think about it! Don’t ever come for me again @robkardashian to Scott ass or nobody else! I don’t f–k with you people at all so why come for me! I was a lose canon because your entire family dogged by kid out so thank God I don’t have to be a f—–g loose cannon anymore! Y’all family now honey! So now I can focus on my life! Real life situations that you wouldn’t know s–t about!!! To be talked about like this for ratings! WHERE THE F–K IS MY CHECK?!”

– verbal SLAP


Since the Kardashians have been making money via mediocrity for so long, it is far beyond time that a true baller takes the reins and show these wanna-be hoes how to really work a pole. They may have killed all the testosterone in their family, but when it comes to maintaining their claim to fame, it appears there may a showdown on the HOrizon. But let’s be clear where we stand…

Exit stage, left OR right, Team Kardashian.

Just be sure to EXIT!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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