In the most telling sign that the Kardashian Klan is not on board the impending birth of the true heir to the family’s name and a host of other things, they were all notably absent from Blac Chyna’s Hollywood launch party this week. It was not only the official release of her Chymoji app, but it was also the first sure sign that she was carrying Rob’s baby batter in her belly with a red carpet dress that left little to the imagination.

Blac Chyna was glowing like only new money can in her eye-catching black ensemble that included a plunging neckline, glitter, and belly bling. Who needs Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kanye, and Kim at an event when all eyes are going to be on you and those whores will be jealous haters in the corner?

No to the ONE.


With the baby due in the fall and the sex apparently being announced next, it is clear that Blac and Rob are playing a game of chess, not checkers, and in 5,4,3,2…?

Those other Kardashians won’t even be able to spread kkhlamydia© on the dustiest of corners.

Stay tuned…

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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