'As The THOT Turns'

Er, we mean, representation.

Fresh on the heels of the announcement that Caitlyn wants to reclaim her original face and resurrect her peen from the cellar of obscurity comes word that Kylie, the one handpicked to carry the THOT throne for the next generation has been left on the corner without a handler.

Exit Kris.
Exit Tyga.

Enter mASS confusion.

'As The THOT Turns'

the assASSination continues…

The house that ho’in built is standing on shaky ground as of late and there doesn’t seem to be an answer in sight that can re-direct this ship of f*ckery. As Blac Chyna continues to ramp up her brand in true Dominique Devereaux style, it is only a few months before the next generation of true Kardashian is unleashed to the world and groomed to effectively pimp his or her cousins like the mini-THOTs they are sure to become.

And could it be that Tyga was in on this all along? That behind closed doors, Blac and Tyga schemed and fooled us all and will be counting the millions in a vault laugh and snickering at duping the entire world?

We shall see.

Meanwhile, Kylie is in need of another black man that can direct her towards the right corner, because right now?

She and Madonna are at the corner of Desperation Street and Famewhore Boulevard and the picture ain’t pretty!


Maybe Caitlyn Bruce Jenner can give them a helping manhand?

Stay tuned…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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