We have checked the receipts and there are so many questions before we get to the READ.

In this special Verbal SLAPS episode of ‘HO, Sit Down!’, minimally talented THOT and Disney jailbait Bella Thorne has decided to go up against EGOT Whoopi Goldberg over her comments regarding her decision to leak her own photos.


First of all…

who the f*ck is Bella Thorne?

2nd: what the f*ck is she crying about?

3rd: why the hell are people throwing shade at Whoopi?!

Anyone that knows Disney starlets know that there comes a point and time in any of their lives where they decide to throw caution – and their panties – to the wind in their quest to gnaw off the hand that feeds them.

Enter smartphones.

Enter dumb people.

Enter Bella Thorne.

Bella seems to be of the mindset that just because she has nude photos floating around out there that they won’t be hacked and possibly released. Anyone living in this era now understands that you are at risk of exposure if you decide to send photos of your glorious tittyballs, va-jay-jay, crevices, and other nether-regions through that tempestuous iCloud.

Thorne contends this man stole her other personal effects, so why not her nude photos too?

Bella seems to be of the mindset that just because she has nude photos floating around out there that they won’t be hacked and possibly released. Anyone living in this era now understands that you are at risk of exposure if you decide to send photos of your glorious tittyballs, va-jay-jay, crevices, and other nether-regions through that tempestuous iCloud.

Bella, who claims she was hacked and then blackmailed, decided to maintain power and control of the situation by releasing before they were released by hackers. Instead of railing against the people that hacked her account(s), Thorne decided to stick one into the side of Whoopi Goldberg for slapping her upside her fresh nubile face with some good ole fashioned common sense.

How many times are the adults gonna have to remind Generation Z they live in a fantasy world of entitlement without understanding consequences. Or it possibly may be that they understand the consequences and simply don’t give a f*ck.

Whoopi didn’t say anything wrong. It’s 2019, folx.

What it looks like to us is that this Disney trick is attempting to raise her profile this year just in time for the release of a new album that is expected to drop any minute now.

But the bottom line?

We’ve all been hacked or soon will be.

Mind yo’ ass and tittyballs!


Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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