Lady Gaga

It looks like Queen Bey is drinking someone else’s lemonade these days!

Reports have now leaked that Lady Gaga has replaced Bey in a remake of the classic A Star Is Born after she demanded $8 million dollars for her acting appearance fees.

Excuse us while we go snicker in a corner.

Lady Gaga

Someone in the Beyhive apparently feels as if acting is one of her strong points as they demanded such exorbitant fees, but Bradley Cooper, who will be making his directorial debut with this film, was not having it, buying it, or even subletting it. Lady Gaga’s team however, with Golden Globe statuette in hand, swooped down and accepted the role instead. According to insiders…

“Bradley flew out to direct Gaga in the audition himself, and she knocked it out of the park. Then he personally took the tape to Warner Bros. to get approval.”

Lady Gaga

You are not the only one perplexed as to how Beyonce believes she can command such rates when her acting – or lack thereof – has never been anything to brag about. Sure she was convincing in Obsessed, but then again, was she really stretching in that role?!

Somewhere, Jennifer Hudson is hugging her Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA, and SAG Awards and cackling like a hyena.

Lady Gaga

Word of advice to Lady Gaga?

The Beyhive is mad and you’re in danger, girl!

Stay tuned

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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