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Tina Fey Issues Verbal SLAPS to White Women, Orange Trumpaloompa


Tina Fey

Proving that her Mean Girls instincts are still intact and as sharp as ever, funny gal Tina Fey issued a few slaps that will resonate with pretty much everyone in the nation and the world at this point.

It seems that Ms. Fey, like the majority of the f*ckin’ PLANET is none too pleased that the current leader of the world is a Cheeto-faced liar of epic proportions and she let it be known at a speech at the American Civil Liberties Union. According to Fey…

“The thing that I kind of keep focusing on is the idea that we sort of need to hold the edges, that it’s sort of like a lot of this election was turned by kinda white college-educated women who would now maybe like to forget about this election and go back to watching [home shopping network] and I would want to urge them, ‘You can’t look away. Because it doesn’t affect you this minute but it’s going to affect you eventually.”

– verbal SLAP

Because as we all know by now, 53% of white women, aka #Becky, voted for #PettyPOTUS and now we all are paying the price. By contrast, 94% of black women voted for Hillary Clinton.

So let’s not hear anymore talk about black people being ignunt, shall we?

Moving on…

Fey had more to say about this current situation, digging her heels in on her fellow white sisters…


“I personally will make my own pledge as a college-educated white woman to not look away, to not pretend that things that are happening now won’t eventually affect me if we don’t put a stop to it. Women’s rights have come a long way in the last century but there’s still a long, long way to go. Did you know that women still only make one Ghostbusters movie to every two made by men? And men average Oceans 11 for every Oceans 8 that goes to women. That is simply unacceptable.”

And then she went in on Mike Pence too…

“Gains that we’ve made over the past 100 years are under attack. Luckily vice president Mike Pence isn’t allowed to go down and shut up Planned Parenthood unless his wife goes with him. So you know, if we can just keep Karen busy scrapbooking — we can all still get Pap smears.”

– verbal SLAP

And then one more for our Orange Leader of Unparalelled F*ckery…

“Earlier tonight in what is surely an April Fools’ joke, the President proclaimed that next month will be national sexual assault and awareness prevention month … so now we know what he gave up for Lent, that’s good.”

That’s right, Tina! Grab the President by the pussy and then throw him in a ditch where he belongs!!!


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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