the time is up!!!
Remember a few days ago when David Lynch said he was quittin’ that bitch known as the ‘Twin Peaks’ reboot? Well, all we have to say to Lynch is…
Well played. Well played.
The actors on ‘Twin Peaks‘, who are very devoted to the creator, have come out the wood works and are defiantly Team Lynch. Many of the original cast hopped on social media and threatened to not appear on the show unless Lynch was hired. And who can deny the beauty and glorious tittyball action of Sherilyn Fenn?!
No one! That’s who.
We’d bet our right nipple that Lynch is officially hired by the end of the month. And it’s OK.
We have three nipples anyway.
Now simmer down and watch Sherilyn Fenn eat a cherry…
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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