this 5-some is OVER!
Not that we were ever a fan of these poptrixxx, but we are glad that
this is more than likely the beginning of the end for Gaily Forward,
One Direction, as Zayn Malik has decided that little teens hurling
their underage nether-regions at him just isn’t the gig anymore, so
he’s left those bitches, and the downgrade begins from a quintet of
sonic f*ckery to a quarter of sonic f*ckery!
Malik released a statement that has caused young girls to suffer
strokes and threaten to come and kill him…
“My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have
imagined. But, after five years, I feel like it is now the right time
for me to leave the band. I’d like to apologize to the fans if I’ve
let anyone down, but I have to do what feels right in my heart. I am
leaving because I want to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax
and have some private time out of the spotlight.”
Millions upon millions! But since he already has earned million upon
millions, it’s time for him to go solo, put out a few videos, make a
sex tape, and then coast into the sunset, Vanilla Ice style.
It’s been nice not knowin’ ya!