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Zayn: I Quit This Bitch

1D 3rd year as UK's most successful act

this 5-some is OVER!

Not that we were ever a fan of these poptrixxx, but we are glad that
this is more than likely the beginning of the end for Gaily Forward,
One Direction, as Zayn Malik has decided that little teens hurling
their underage nether-regions at him just isn’t the gig anymore, so
he’s left those bitches, and the downgrade begins from a quintet of
sonic f*ckery to a quarter of sonic f*ckery!

Malik released a statement that has caused young girls to suffer
strokes and threaten to come and kill him…

“My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have
imagined. But, after five years, I feel like it is now the right time
for me to leave the band. I’d like to apologize to the fans if I’ve
let anyone down, but I have to do what feels right in my heart. I am
leaving because I want to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax
and have some private time out of the spotlight.”




And just what has he left behind, you may ask?

Millions upon millions! But since he already has earned million upon
millions, it’s time for him to go solo, put out a few videos, make a
sex tape, and then coast into the sunset, Vanilla Ice style.

Sayonara, Zayn!

It’s been nice not knowin’ ya!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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