The CrossFit champion has successfully recovered from injury to return to top form Sara Is Back In Contention After Injury Just in time for the CrossFit Games in 2022, Sara Sigmundsdóttir, also known as Sara Sigmunds, has made a stunning recovery from her injuries, and in a few posts on …
Read More »Christina Aguilera Is Living It Up In Bikini Poses
The singer looks relaxed and rejuvenated in bikini photos Christina Is Constantly Causing A Commotion As a fixture on the pop scene for more than three decades, Christina Aguilera is used to causing a commotion wherever she goes. She has been a sensation since she hit the stage as a …
Read More »Britney Spears Issues Verbal SLAP To Christina Aguilera
It’s Britney, b*tch! Fresh off the heels of her new-found freedom, the pop star is snatching wigs, scalping heads, and naming names! Christina Aguilera has always been in the shadow of Britney Spears and now that Britney has her whole, full, entire voice (not to be confused with singing voice, …
Read More »Kim Kardashian’s Holes Are Open For Business!
But let’s get real here? Have they ever really closed? If you get an STI from looking at this photo, don’t sue us! As her divorce from hip hop’s most erratic star, Kanye West (we refuse to refer to him as ‘Ye), still hangs in the balance, Mrs. West is …
Read More »T.I. & Tiny Harris: Soon To Be Expeditiously Indicted
The ‘Fourth Family of Hip Hop’ Is About To Go Down! It looks like one of hip hop’s favorite artists may have to add a few more big words to his coterie as the LAPD closes in on him and his wife in an ongoing case. Unless you’ve been living …
Read More »Uncle Tim & The Curious Case Of The Cacophony Of Coonery
Starts with C, rhymes with ‘moon’. Let’s say it altogether now as only a Black church can in unison: “Uncle Tim is the new Uncle Tom.” Uncle Tim is to Black Americans what Stephen Miller is to Jews. A goddamn Stockholm Syndrome disgrace! Let’s get into it and call it …
Read More »GlamorSLAP Review: 2021 Academy Awards
It’s time yet again for the last red carpet event of the season, the 2021 Academy Awards. GlamorSLAP was marginally there, covering the few, the brave, the exquisitely dressed and coiffed that made our list in this abbreviated yet extended somehow season. This year, plucked four men and four women …
Read More »Op/Ed: George Floyd Is Not The Beginning OR The End
I got time today. And I got coffee. I got tangents. A most dangerous mix. Topic? George Floyd. Chauvin is on trial here, NOT Floyd! For those that claim I’m mad? Correction. I’m WOKE. Buck-eyed, wide open cognizant, aware, and unafraid to say what should have been said by the …
Read More »Zoë Kravitz Has Quit That B*tch!
The upcoming star of The Batman has filed for divorce from her husband Karl Glusman after only 18 months of marriage Kravitz Is Taking Her P*ssy Towards New Pursuits In court records that have been recently released and made public, the Big Little Lies star, 32, filed for divorce from …
Read More »The SLAP-Ya’s: 7th Annual Verbal SLAPS Of The Year Awards (part 1)
In 2020, the entire world was slapped by a nasty-ass virus that managed to work its way into every facet of life. As we spent the overwhelming majority of the year glued to our Netflix, Disney+, and HBO Max, things moved at a much slower pace than previous years, but …
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