Britney Spears Extends Vegas Tour

In a move that will more than likely have both Celine and Mariah – real divas about to begin residencies in Sin City – rolling their eyes until they pop up into their craniums, it has recently been announced that although Britney Spears roller her ankle the other week and couldn’t finish her shoes that weekend, luckily for her fans that adore sheer artistry, live performance, and talent above all else – her voice remains intact and she will be staying in Vegas longer than most anticipated.

In a move we shall file under ‘When Millions Fall into the Laps of Marginally Talented People’, the alleged singer and dancer (ha!) appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show with major news for her fans:

what happens when these two poptrixxx duet in a music studio? Absolutely NOTHING!

“Well, I actually wasn’t doing anything that hard. I was just kind of bopping around. And I’ve done like eight years worth of shows. Plenty of shows! And I’ve never actually fell onstage, so it was really kind of embarrassing. But yeah, I fell down and I got up, and my dancers kind of guided me to keep going.”

When Ellen opined that Spears owed her fans more live performances, Britney went red, signaled to her managers, and VOILA!

this snake was grossly underpaid at this event

Everyone in attendance received free tickets to experience what they can save a trip to Vegas for by only popping her CD into a player and pressing PLAY.

And they wouldn’t even have to fight anyone for a public toilet!

Triston

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Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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