Oh, we’re sorry for using the word slave instead of the term her handlers prefer: conservatorship.
But for the last nearly 8 years, Britney has not been in total control of her life and since the results are going so swimmingly, there is talk that it may never end.
According to sources deeply connected to Team Spears, things have been going so well financially since Britney was 86’ed from running her own life that there are absolutely no plans for ending the current state of her affairs, which encompasses two conservatorships – one for Britney herself, and one for her moolah.
Since being placed on a 5150 hold back in the day, Britney’s daddy Jamie Spears has been in control of her life and since the money is rolling in and Britney is far less likely to end her own life these days, everyone wants things to remain as is.
At this point, we don’t know whether to gasp or cheer, so we shall straddle the fence on this one since as one of the world’s biggest poptrixxx, Britney Spears is never going anywhere with so much money at stake.
And in an ode to Britney before she went cray, we leave this….