Remember all those months ago when Daniel Craig said he’d rather “slash his wrists” before making another Bond film and then the producers ran to Tom Hiddleston to replace him?
It looks like those same producers had to run back to Daniel, suck it AND swallow, because word out on the streets and corners is that Craig is back as Bond and Tom Hiddleston, their tentative replacement, is too bitchy and Swift-y to even consider at this point.
That’s right, folx.
Poptrixxx will keep yo’ ass in the unemployment line if you let them!
According to sources, the producers were all gung ho to get Tom to sign on the dotted line, until?
They saw the tabloids and thought better of it.
After seeing him cavortin’ on the clitscuits of one of pop’s biggest trixxx, they decided that their Bond needed to have more machismo and MAN in them than Tom could muster, and so they ran back to Daniel Craig with kneepads.
And to sweeten the deal, the producers produced Craig’s latest play and are ready to begin production as soon as Daniel signs on the dotted line. So, it looks as if Tom will have settle for those Loki checks for now, because Bond ain’t budging!