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Daniel Craig Back As Bond, Tom Hiddleston OUT!



Remember all those months ago when Daniel Craig said he’d rather “slash his wrists” before making another Bond film and then the producers ran to Tom Hiddleston to replace him?


It looks like those same producers had to run back to Daniel, suck it AND swallow, because word out on the streets and corners is that Craig is back as Bond and Tom Hiddleston, their tentative replacement, is too bitchy and Swift-y to even consider at this point.


That’s right, folx.

Poptrixxx will keep yo’ ass in the unemployment line if you let them!

According to sources, the producers were all gung ho to get Tom to sign on the dotted line, until?

They saw the tabloids and thought better of it.

After seeing him cavortin’ on the clitscuits of one of pop’s biggest trixxx, they decided that their Bond needed to have more machismo and MAN in them than Tom could muster, and so they ran back to Daniel Craig with kneepads.


And to sweeten the deal, the producers produced Craig’s latest play and are ready to begin production as soon as Daniel signs on the dotted line. So, it looks as if Tom will have settle for those Loki checks for now, because Bond ain’t budging!

Blame Tay-Tay!!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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