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Debby Does DUI

they're always sorry...AFTERWARDS
they’re always sorry…AFTERWARDS

Just cruising down Miley Cyrus Circle.

Meandering down Amanda Bynes Boulevard.

Traipsing down Jailbait Way.

Who is the latest Disney star to somersault into the felony books?


Enter Debby Ryan.

Enter intoxication.

Enter the expected.

Disney always has a Debby in its bunker, and apparently, Miley handed off the THOT baton to none other than Debby Ryan, the star of Jessie that now has graduated to felony drunk driving.

Miley has anointed her successor?
Miley has anointed her successor?

Ryan was pulled over by LAPD last week for some suspect driving, was pulled over and tested, where she promptly failed a sobriety test. But being a star and having white privilege allowed her case to be bumped down to a misdemeanor and she posted $100,000 bail and was on her way. But not before being charged with two offenses – driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level or .08 or higher.

Is a sex tape, pregnancy, or catfight right around the corner?


Stay tuned…

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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