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SAO PAULO, BRAZIL - APRIL 02: Gisele Bundchen walks the runway during the Colcci show at Sao Paulo Fashion Week Summer 2014/2015 at Parque Candido Portinari on April 2, 2014 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. (Photo by Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images)

Gisele Bundchen Embroiled in TittyballGate 2015




One look at Gisele Bundchen and many women may wonder where her parts were built. Now, these women don’t have to wonder anymore. Because now the entire world knows that when it comes to Gisele’s body parts, one thing is fairly assured if the current reports are any indication.


Those tittyballs are made in Paris!


Enter Tupperware.

Enter deletions, discards, and denials.

Enter Inflategate TittyballGate.







The Brazilian beauty is feeling the heat in her home country these days and it’s enough to almost make her new plasticized parts melt. Bundchen was spotted in a burqa in Paris in attempt to hide the fact that she’d just had her tittyballs attended to at the International Clinique de Parc Monceau. Apparently, Gisele’s set were beginning to show signs of wear and tear after breastfeeding her two spawn by New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.


But Brazilians are not having it, especially after the beauty, who is the world’s highest paid model, has been adamant in her opposition to plastic surgery. Brazilians are crying foul. A few verbal slaps below…


– “She went through all this trouble just so she could say that her beauty is absolutely ‘natural. It’s laughable!”



– “The top model lost a great opportunity to support so many women who feel uncomfortable with their bodies, and want to fix sagging breasts or their crows feet.


– “Why does she Gisele need to show that she’s the perfect woman, who relies on yoga and quinoa to maintain her looks. Look, sister, you’re only human, like every other woman.”





Considering the fact that plastic surgery is no big deal in Brazil, one would think Gisele would be unbothered by admitting any work done, but as of right now, she has not commented as TittyballGate 2015 continues…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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