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GlamorSLAP Review: 2020 Grammys

Normally, we categorize this as the Best Dressed, but since this is the Grammys and attire makes no sense, we will just include those that caught our eye, made waves, or quite possibly burned our retinas into oblivion. So who made the GlamorSLAP Review this year? They include:

Lizzo Ain’t Here To Play! She’s Here to SLAY!


This Time, The Dress Did Not Swallow Her Whole…


This dress could have easily swallowed up this smurf with pipes, but somehow Ariana managed to pull it off. 

Are You Ready For Some Chandelier Chic?!


If he stood still for too long, people thought Billy was part of the furniture set. A glamorous furniture set, but one nonetheless. But those retractable curtains on the hat were EVERYTHING!


If gremlins ever need to hire a hitman, Billie is suited and booted and ready to be gainfully employed. After picking up several Grammys, that is!


Think Pink, they said, and Nas delivered. Looking like the lovechild of Sylvester and Pepto Bismol, Nas walked down the red carpet and singed the corners! GlamorSLAP us all and give us neon pink LIFE!

Beba Got The Invite To The Wrong Soiree…


What is she wearing? Beba must have thought she was at the Golden Globes or something. Go back home and try again, sis!

Waze has done you dirty!


She knocked it out the park in this print dress – it was just wild enough for the Grammys and still straight-laced enough to wear out on the streets and not have the fashion police issue a citation. 


In a look that Anne Rice would have approved of, FKA Twigs brought goth glam to the forefront before putting on a spectacle in a tribute to Prince alongside Usher. 


Chrissy was not about to be caught out there on no worst dressed lists, and she doesn’t disappoint in this slit to the cl*t creation. 


In order to pull this look off, you’d better have the damn legs for it, and Alessandra definitely does.

Serve the damn glam, AA!

Come the f*ck THROUGH!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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