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‘Joe-Fia’ Hitched


“Hehehe. We’re hot bitches!”



And by saying ‘I do’ over the weekend, two of the hottest people in Hollywood (and possibly the planet) have made it official!


The two actors made it official in Pam Beach with a slew of A-list celebrities including Channing Tatum, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reese Witherspoon.  Modern Family co-stars including Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Ed O’Neill, Sarah Hyland, Ty Burell, and special musical guest Pitbull as the surprise singing act. images


We wish these two nothing but the best and if there are any children from this union they are sure to be genetically blessed.




Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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