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Khloe & Kylie: THOT-ology 101



Khloe may not have been the best and biggest ho out of the first snatch batch, but Kris Jenner spit out enough to assure us all that the there’s always another one waiting in the wings…

Enter Kylie.

Enter Khloe.

Enter Prostitot Nation.


Everyone knows Kanye West cannot keep his mouth shut, so when he said that Tyga and Kylie were swapping DNA down there, we all knew it was but confirmation of what we already assumed.

So when Khloe Kardashian, Elder Whore Statestrick, hit up the town with her quasi-man French Montana, she brought America’s Favorite Prostitot out with her to double date with her over-age man Tyga.

The whoresome – excuse us – foursome were out to see the Chris Brown/Tyga concert and the rapper showed up with none other than Kylie, his underage piece-in-training.

Now, Khloe may be a big, grown, gargantuan ho in every way, but Kylie is still underage and that ish is illegal.


Since her mama obviously has been approving of this holy union since she was 16?

Who are we to disapprove of such maternal loveliness?

Carry on, trixxx.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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