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Kim Kardashian’s Vows Visual Kkhlamydia For Decades To Come



For the casual fan (or frenemy) that figured Kim Kardashian would close her legs, 86 cavorting her clitscuits©, and other forms of skankerification once she hit 40, think again. This is a THOT that knows where her talents – or lack thereof – lie. At the 2016 Webby Awards, the biggest famewhore in the world had 5 words to convey her future and responded at the podium with this after taking home the Break The Internet Award…

“Naked selfies until I die.”

Kim Kardashian
not even Jesus can fix this HO-trocity

According to the people giving out the awards, Kim was given this award “in recognition of her unprecedented success online and the bold creative ways she has used the Internet, social media, apps and video to connect with a truly global audience.”

What the f*ck ever.

So expect to see dried up, shriveled sour clitscuits© and 10 year old tittyballs© on a 70-year-old body in about 25 more years.

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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