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Mama June & The Curious Case of Pole Position




We ain’t mad at her!


It’s the dawn of a new day, so as we like to say…


Get yo’ life AND yo’ check, boo!


According to TMZ, the matriarch of ‘Honey Boo Boo’, Mama June, is bypassing the corner and taking her cakes and other considerable pastries to the strip club!




Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club in Pompano Beach is booking her for a $5,500 ‘meat & greet’ for her fans, where they will get the VIP treatment, with first class airfare and deluxe hotel accommodations.


For the chubby chasers out there, don’t expect a completely naked Mama June. She’s not exactly a Kardashian, but since she has lost 45 pounds, expect her to show off her svelter figure.





The Kardashians just have their fat re-distributed! At least June has an OUNCE of plausible talent!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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