Recent SLAPs

Heaux Confessionals: The Constitution

Heaux Confessionals

Even when my eyes are closed, I am always wide awake. I have not slept for days… The state of the world, the cries from my friends and family from every corner of the earth simply will not allow it. With my heart and soul this heavy, I have no …

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Heather Locklear & The Curious Case of #WhiteGirlWasted


If you have not heard anything from Heather Locklear lately, don’t fret. She’s been busy being a bad girl. F*ck what you heard about Rihanna, it is always more fun when white girls get #WhiteGirlWasted. But it is even more fun when it happens to the good girls you never …

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2018 BET Awards: Red Carpet Coverage

The BET Awards were over the weekend and if you did not watch, fret not, because we did not EITHER. However, we still have an opinion on all the ghetto, ratchet, visual f*ckery that some consider style. And here we gooooooo.   DJ KHALED AND FAMILY   Is DJ Khaled …

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