Recent SLAPs

Georgina Chapman, Marchesa & Protecting Privilege


  In case you missed it because of all the other visual f*ckery of the Met Gala this past week, a few things may have flown under the radar for the average viewer. But not our eagle hawk eyes.   As Alek Wek let these alleged supermodels of today (yes, …

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Met Gala 2018 Recap

For this year’s Met Gala Ball, the theme was ‘Heavenly Bodies’, and there were a few celebrities that reached for the stars and stunted the solar system, and those that were struck into orbit and landed in Uranus. Because we are pressed for time, we are going to ignore those …

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Melania Trump, aka #HOTUS©, & The Curious Case Of Complicity

Someone hand #HOTUS an article, then hand her husband articles of impeachment. Bye, b*tches! Oh boo-f*ckin hoo… Melania didn’t sign up for this life, they said. But I don’t see her returning any of those old cheekbones, injectable fillers, or designer bags. Melania didn’t sign up for this life, they said. As …

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