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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 25: (Exclusive Coverage) Jay-Z and Rita Ora attend the Roc Nation Pre-GRAMMY Brunch presented by MAC Viva Glam at Private Residence on January 25, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

Rita Whora and The Curious Conundrum of Future Elevator Usage



Because Rita should already know that at any moment for the rest of her life on this earth, any time she gets on an elevator, she must be afraid for her life.


For Rita Slora did the un-thinkable the other night when she was photographed hugging up on Jay-Z from behind as the paparazzi snapped away while simultaneously placing bets on when Solange would appear from out of the blue to issue a heavy dose of slappage on the singer.


if Solange don’t get Rita, the Bey-hive WILL…

Now, everyone knows that Beyonce can’t get her hands dirty and that’s where Solange comes in. For those that missed serious action in the Mayweather fight, just wait a few days.


We might witness the match Las Vegas wished it had seen!



Stay tuned…


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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