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Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives for the presentation of the Moschino collection during its London Collections: Men show in London June 16, 2014. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett (BRITAIN - Tags: FASHION ENTERTAINMENT)

The Strawberry Snortcake© Sets Sights/Crackpipe on London




Lindsay Lohan is seriously considering a move across the pond, where the drug laws are more lax, and the general population has zero f*cks to give about an alleged American actress living within their borders. After all, they’ve already been through this kind of f*ckery.


Madonna already lived here with Guy Ritchie.


But The Strawberry Snortcake© claims that she wants to concentrate on her work in London and now on the fact that she has more warrants than all seasons of ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ combined. Says The Un-Hinged Ginge©…



behold! The Freckled Face of F*ckery!


“I can definitely see myself settling in London permanently…I’m in a really good place. I’m blessed to have been able to do a play in London and start a different way of life. New York is very fast paced and it’s not like that over here for me. You grow up and change, and I’m really happy about that, as overall I feel a lot better…Moving here was a new start for me and my outlook on life is different now…For me, I feel more comfortable working from London. And it is beautiful.”

You’ve been warned, Brits! The Thames is gonna be even more polluted with meth urine in 5,4,3,2….

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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