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Suge Knight Will Faint On a B*tch!




Marion ‘Suge’ Knight just did what bitches usually do when the landlord sends them the notice that they have three days to evacuate the premises because the rent is overdue…

PASS the fuck OUT!


this is low blood shug…



In a courtroom on Friday afternoon, the judge in his most recent case (don’t ask us to list all that bullshit here, because we don’t have the time) had him held on a $25 million bail for his murder case. Knight’s attorney claims that his client (insert several  ‘zero f*cks to give’ here) suffers from diabetes (awwwww) and a blood clot (awwww), and hasn’t been properly treated since last Thursday (awwww). 


This whiney fucker can rot in jail, because?

He killed Tupac, which forced us to endure the UN-complex talents of trixxx like Iggy Azalea.

So BYE, Suge/Felicia, and do us all a favor….

Die, quickly.


Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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