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T.I. & Tiny Harris: Soon To Be Expeditiously Indicted

The ‘Fourth Family of Hip Hop’ Is About To Go Down!

It looks like one of hip hop’s favorite artists may have to add a few more big words to his coterie as the LAPD closes in on him and his wife in an ongoing case.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last few years, surely you have heard the rumblings surrounding hip hip’s Fourth family (did we stutter? You know the rankings, and we are being nice!) and their sordid heauxrizontal action. According to one of their alleged tryst partners, she was assaulted all the way back in 2005. And if you still can’t do the math, that’s when Tiny still had her original eyes to match her original bell pepper nostrils.

This woman has been joined by another that filed a claim in Las Vegas earlier this May. The bionic midget duo’s attorney has issued a statement in their defense:

“The Harrises have not spoken to or been contacted by the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the Las Vegas Police Department (LVPD) or, indeed, any member of law enforcement from any other jurisdiction in the country. Even assuming the story in the Daily Beast is close to accurate, it appears the LAPD ‘accuser’ has chosen once again to remain anonymous, thereby preventing us from being in a position to disprove or refute her allegations — or even examine them. Meanwhile, although we now appear for the first time to have the name of an ‘accuser’ who supposedly filed a police report with LVPD, we have absolutely zero details about her or her claim.”


But the plot trickens.

According to a report, the woman says she met the skanky Smurfs at a Los Angeles club and was then invited back to a hotel room where the three showered together. Then, the woman alleges she fell ill and was sexually assaulted by T.I., even after she managed to eke out a resounding NO. The last memory she has is of feeling very sore the next morning with a burning sensation in her nether-region.

This is why you should never go home with gnomes. They’ll fuck your crevices UP!

But wait, there’s more!

Earlier this year, the Tragically Tiny Duo faced other sexual abuse allegations when another woman came forward alleging the couple is notorious for plying women with drugs and then having sex with them. And that T.I. once held a gun to her head. Of course, Mr. and Mrs. Bonaparte denied these claims as well and claim the woman has been after them financially for well over a decade.

Move Over, R. Kelly!

There are claims that go back more than 15 years and Tiny has allegedly been a knowing accomplice, coercing women to ingest drugs and then letting her man have his way. Of course, with so many accusations flying left and right from this hip hop clan, their reality show on Vh1, ‘T.I. & Tiny: Friends & Family Hustle’, has been suspended until further notice.

Something tells us that more receipts are about to drop and T.I. and Tiny are about to share a cell block and still have plenty of room!

Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

Brace yourself.


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