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The Cuntversationalist: When the THOT Ditched the Pimp

 

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We don’t know what the current status is of romance these days, but when it comes to ho-mance?

 

It’s been 86’ed, left at the alter, and chased from the corner.

 

According to reports that have since been confirmed, Tyga and Kylie Jenner have officially called off their barely legal love. According to one source, the two have ended everything but they have left the door open to hook back up again in the future.

 

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Insiders say the split was nasty, but what other kind of split could it have been when it comes to the first family of famewhorin’? Ain’t nothing savory about that clan of clitscuits©.

 

Now that Kylie has dropped Tyga from her payroll (because we all know that bastard is broke and what ho wants a broke pimp placing her on corners?!), she can concentrate all her energy on latching on to an pro sports athlete. Cue Khloe for that route.

 

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Now, we all know these two have been swapping DNA way before Kylie was legal but now that she is of age, there’s no reason for her to turn her back on her duties as a Kardashian.

 

Someone, quick!

 

Open the doors to the nearest NBA locker room and get Kylie started to realizing her dreams of becoming the biggest ho in her family.

 

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Move over, Kimmy.

 

Kylie is coming for your throne!

Go, Kylie! Spread your legs and fly as far as you can!

 

 

Triston
Triston is an American jetset performance artist, writer, event organizer, and activist based in Europe. As a freelance journalist, he has covered both the underground and mainstream aspects of the arts, culture, music, entertainment, travel, fashion and Fashion Week in several cities, including New York, London, Berlin, Istanbul, Sydney, Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Tokyo to name a few. He has been published in The Huffington Post, Trespass (London), Adaras Magazine (Miami) as well as featured in publications such as the New York Times, Vogue Italia, Washington Post, Turkish Huriyet and other on-line and print magazines in the U.S. and internationally. He recently released his memoir on life in Europe, 'Heaux Confessionals'. As a solo performer and with his band $kandal Du$t, he has toured in some of the world's most renowned clubs, simultaneously maintaining an underground renaissance, blurring the lines of all that is traditional and leaving his indelible, and ultimately unforgettable impression. There is no divide.

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