We don’t know what the current status is of romance these days, but when it comes to ho-mance?
It’s been 86’ed, left at the alter, and chased from the corner.
According to reports that have since been confirmed, Tyga and Kylie Jenner have officially called off their barely legal love. According to one source, the two have ended everything but they have left the door open to hook back up again in the future.
Insiders say the split was nasty, but what other kind of split could it have been when it comes to the first family of famewhorin’? Ain’t nothing savory about that clan of clitscuits©.
Now that Kylie has dropped Tyga from her payroll (because we all know that bastard is broke and what ho wants a broke pimp placing her on corners?!), she can concentrate all her energy on latching on to an pro sports athlete. Cue Khloe for that route.
Now, we all know these two have been swapping DNA way before Kylie was legal but now that she is of age, there’s no reason for her to turn her back on her duties as a Kardashian.
Open the doors to the nearest NBA locker room and get Kylie started to realizing her dreams of becoming the biggest ho in her family.
Move over, Kimmy.
Kylie is coming for your throne!
Go, Kylie! Spread your legs and fly as far as you can!